If your time in the Army involved more "hush-hush" than "hooah," this is the hitch cover for you. Our Army Intel "Secret Squirrel" Edition is designed for the quiet professionals of Military Intelligence who appreciate a good laugh and a sharp look.
 
Featuring the legendary "Secret Squirrel" mascot on a sleek tactical gray background, this round hitch cover is finished with the classic phrase "Protecting Your Nuts" across the bottom. It’s the perfect way to display your Intel pride while keeping the "classified" nature of your sense of humor intact.
 
Don’t settle for "universal" covers that wobble and clank. Our hitch covers are engineered for a perfect, secure fit tailored to your specific vehicle. By selecting your exact receiver size, you ensure a mount that stays quiet and stable on the road.
Choose your specific size at checkout:
1-1/4" – Precision-fit for Small SUVs and Crossovers.
2" – The standard fit for most Pickups and mid-sized SUVs.
2-1/2" – Heavy-Duty sizing for Class V towing setups.
3" – Custom-fit for Modern Super-Duty and Dually trucks.